Thursday, July 08, 2010

Can you stay out for the weekend?

I sometimes secretly dream of hosting a late night television talk show (not so much my own, I just dream of being Conan O'Brien, or a reporter for Jon Stewart for a while).

So if I were to have my own late night talk show one of the features I'd have is (c)hea[r]ters (the "c" would be scratched out, and the "r" drawn to look like it was squeezed in) - basically an opposite to the show cheaters, where if someone (lets call her Hannah) was part of a couple and they separated on good terms, and their ex (lets call him Steve) now has a new partner, a Hearters team barges in on them in a public place with cameras, and starts lavishing awkward praise on them (where Hannah gives Steves new squeeze tips on what he likes, a Mexican bands serenades them with Lady Gaga covers, and other general well-meaning awkwardness).

Cool, eh?

2 comments:

Azra said...

tres tres cool! And they should give them heart shaped helium balloons and red roses and quote ee cummings on departure ;P

I want my own show... I'd call it "Good Girls Gone Bad" (cause "Girls Behaving Badly" in this genre was taken & done already) and I'd chronicle all the things I already do as well as do some other prank-ish things I'd like to do. SO much fun =D

M Irfaan said...

yay. consider yourself my foreign correspondent.