on fainting, not like a girl

I mostly¹ donated blood today.
I've decided to guinea pig myself later this evening and see if my iPod can induce lucid dreams that I pick
And I made you a 15 minute YouTube mixtape

1. Regina Spektor - Dance anthem of the 80's

2. The Pretty Reckless - Zombie

3. Miike Snow - A horse is not a home

4. Karmin - Take it away

5. Flash Republic - Devestation

Footnotes

1. Mostly in that my right arm was first impaled and drained a little, then due to knotting complications in the bloodbags they swapped over to my left arm, then due to some wussy² complications, fainted after surrendering half a pint³.
2. I'd like to point out that the first time (this was the second) I donated blood, I did it like a woman giving birth⁴.
3. Still counts.
4. Without any motherfucking⁵ drama (other than the appropriate amount necessary).
5. This is funny when you consider that it refers to women giving birth, i.e. mothers who have been ...⁶
6. I cannot apologise enough.